Saturday, January 13, 2007

go read my sister's blog. its fcuking funny with that ping and pong tennis joke from 98.7fm Muttons in the Morning. It is me and my sister's fave radio show. MUTTONS ROCK!!!

and everyone is calling her May's sister now in school and shes like wats wrong with ur frens ah sis?? Hello, how wld i noe?? not my fault lahhh. sorryyy. and she's like how come like the whole sch noe you??!! Sorry lah, I popular wat!! HAHA. BHB. nvr say for good or bad reasons. -.-

Now I got new scandal. HELLO TJC?! Pple??!! Thanks lahh. i dun need these scandals LAH. Can you let me be scandal-free? and just be me May who's single?! and totally NOT attached and not desperate for one. Thank you very much. But thinking abt it, I wldnt be me without my scandals HAHAHA. dotts.

and let me clarify this: ME AND JIEHAN ARE NOT GG OUT. WE R CLOSE BUDDIES. I REPEAT NOT.

thanks.

smiles. and omg lahh. Mum eats freaking so much food and she doesnt really grow fat just like so many girls I noe. Nowadays so many girls all so short and cute and skinny. I m like jealous coz i m short fat and ugly. -.- argh. like sis says, FAT JUICY WORMS WRIGGLING IN INTESTINES. i want worms tooo.... sobbs.

hmms toking to sek now. HI SEK!!! u lil cutie pie!!! LOL. and if shixuan is reading, DUN BE JEALOUS. U can be CUTIE PIE TOO!!

HI CUTIE PIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLLL.

clarifying new scandal within year1s abt me (sia lah, year1s also create rumours abt me): DERRICK AND I NOT TOGETHER. Just happened to be good frens living near each other. -.-
The fun of mixed school. NOT.

cheys. and omg, I realise I m quite erm bitchy and bimbotic. HAHA. ya ya ya just realise cannot isit?! cheys. HAHA. hu cares. this is me. LOL. attitude sia.

*i m being schizo here*

SHIT LAH. I freaking sound so bastardly here. Must stop speaking os many sia lahhs and swear words. Like guy like tt. Must be more ladylike. HAHA. only to pple I like. SHHHH....

SMILES.

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Girl ♥
This is all about me. Mayy.
Love me for who I am =)
A schizo funloving bubblicious LOUD Gemini...
Pink is hot! =D

She loves:
tennis shopping travelling books music dancing horoscopes fashion disneyprincesses (barbie)dolls takingphotosofeverything camwhoring
Wishlist
1. THAT Ripcurl straw bag
2. THAT Black/Pink Roxy travelbag
3. Red/WhiteSatin Mini Chaise Lounge
4. Hana Kimi DVD
5. Cinderella Glass Slipper (suntec city toyshop)
6. Disney Princess waterdispenser
7. Sally Hansen Spray-On Legs
8. Roxy Black/Gold Heartshape Pouch
9. newurbanmale bettyboop tee
10.Adidas sneakers
11.newurbanmale racer top:
Tennis(green/red)
Gymnastics(blue/yellow)
Japan(white/red)
12.Starbucks vday edition bottle
13.hotpink/gold Nike dunks FOR BABIES
14.small chupachups hp strap (inQbox)
15.'Crazy hot' Book 4 of the au pairs by Melissa De La Cruz

Expensive!
1. Marc Jacobs/Chanel flats
2. Jimmy Choos
3. Roxy bedspread
4. Louis Vuitton 'Aumoniere' (satin clutch)
5. Britney Spears 'Fantasy' perfume
6. Gucci/SalvatoreFerragamo shopping bag
7. Manolo Blahnik
8. Louis Vuitton/Gucci Shoes for BABIES
9. Aldo heels
10.Gucci 'Envy Me' perfume

Simple Wishes
1. HUGE balloon on my bday to AA in school(Raffles City lvl5 partyshop)
2. A simple board/notebook with messages frm all friends
3. Meet up with:
Nique
Charlene
Jojo
Eddee
Jeremy
Han
4. Meet:
Edison Chen
EddiePeng
Jolin Tsai
WuZun
5. Dunkin donuts
Krispy Kremes
Sydeny Donuts

Exits

Sarah
Wendy
Eddee
May's Sister
Doreen
Rachel
Kenny
KaiJie
Ellery
Clara
PeiSze
Clare
Sek(:
XinHui
WaiKit
ChuanChuan
Mello
Natbeans
JunJun
JonOng
Serene
Rae
Shara
BIMBO.JingHean
Jojo Ong
Yumei

History

December 2006
January 2007
February 2007
March 2007
April 2007
January 2008